shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via nsfwpurinsesu)

DC comics continuity, more like 3D maze in the dark, and no gravity

"haha sucks to be them"

— driving on the highway and seeing the opposite end in backed up traffic  (via tyrannosauruseric)

(Source: neilnevins, via missmagikarp)

Tags: tfw

isolemnlysvvear:

the end of the ‘sirius black learns about muggle appliances’ is sirius black, being on a plane for the first time with remus

and they board and sirius is like ‘remus. this is like being toothpaste. this feels like a toothpaste tube. we’re minty. we’re going to die.’ remus is…

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

(via tangarang)

Tags: noice

pebbleinknee:

radicalteen:

I WANT TO GET HURT

I’ve never been happier to be in pain.

(Source: vinegod, via pearmaniac)

Tags: dogs

"take responsibility and explain yourself"

they mad as fuck

"take responsibility and explain yourself"

they mad as fuck

mashable:

Lena the Rottweiler totally understands your love of a nice, relaxing shower after a long day.

(via pearmaniac)

Tags: dogs

tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

(Source: reptilianbitch, via wholelatapie)

geekycrap:

this is my favourite vine ever and I will never get tired of it

(Source: weloveshortvideos, via whimsical-paradox)

pomodorosa:

Solid Body

pomodorosa:

Solid Body

(via falloutboyonboy)

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

(via mc-totally-rad)

burgerprlnce:

thats it christmas is ruined. santa’s a fucking furry

burgerprlnce:

thats it christmas is ruined. santa’s a fucking furry

(Source: steamcommunity.com, via trashclown420)